Ah, Valentine's Day. It's the day devoted to love, and the holiday that probably strikes the most fear. How do you write the perfect Valentine? Too mushy, and you look desperate. Too laid back, and it seems as though you don't care. No worries! I've created a template to help you write the perfect card for anybody in your life. It's perfect for your crush, your best friend, your mom, your frenemy, your dog, you name it! This card is one-fits-all! Just print it out, and circle all that apply.
Dear [insert person's name here],
I think you are [really neat/ the most attractive mortal to walk the face of the earth/ kind of weird]. When I hear your name, I [smile/ feel my heart beat race/ feel anger rush through my veins]. Your eyes are [brown/ a crystal clear ocean of blue/ too ugly to look at]. Your hair [is also brown/ is like a curtain of chocolatey silk/ in need of a cut]. Your hands are [small/ porcelain perfection/ oversized and hairy]. Your personality is [awesome/ wonderful, and awe-inspiring in every way/ horrible]. I really love it when you [tell jokes/ laugh with your perfect, delicate laughter/ stay away from me]. Along with this card, I've attached [a box of candy hearts/ a dozen perfect red roses along with expensive imported chocolate/ a punch in the face]. I hope you have a [cool/ utterly romantic/ stupid] Valentine's Day!
[Your friend/ All my love/ I hate you],
[Insert your own name here]
I hope this helps! Until next time,
<3 Lucero
Dear [insert person's name here],
I think you are [really neat/ the most attractive mortal to walk the face of the earth/ kind of weird]. When I hear your name, I [smile/ feel my heart beat race/ feel anger rush through my veins]. Your eyes are [brown/ a crystal clear ocean of blue/ too ugly to look at]. Your hair [is also brown/ is like a curtain of chocolatey silk/ in need of a cut]. Your hands are [small/ porcelain perfection/ oversized and hairy]. Your personality is [awesome/ wonderful, and awe-inspiring in every way/ horrible]. I really love it when you [tell jokes/ laugh with your perfect, delicate laughter/ stay away from me]. Along with this card, I've attached [a box of candy hearts/ a dozen perfect red roses along with expensive imported chocolate/ a punch in the face]. I hope you have a [cool/ utterly romantic/ stupid] Valentine's Day!
[Your friend/ All my love/ I hate you],
[Insert your own name here]
I hope this helps! Until next time,
<3 Lucero
