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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Do's and Don'ts of Trick-or-Treating!

Hey everybody!

Here I have a few tips for trick-or-treating, if you're still cool enough to do that. :P

Do: Be polite and say "please" and "thank you" after getting candy.
Don't: Head-butt the person with joy.

Do: Wear something fun and festive!
Don't: Wear something Lady Gaga would approve of. Chances are, you won't be able to walk more than 2 blocks wearing it.

Do: Carve a jack-o-lantern to put outside for the kids.
Don't: Rig a pumpkin to explode when a batch of trick-or-treaters come by.

Do: Decorate your house to look scary for Halloween.
Don't: Make your house so frightening is causes every single kid passing by to pee their pants.

Do: Apply makeup to enhance your costume
Don't: Apply permanent marker when you run out of black face paint. That stuff says "permanent" for a reason.

Hope you enjoyed! Until next time,
<3 Lucero